Didn’t I have something to do???!!?!

Wow, its been a long time since my last post. But thats what having a baby will do to you.

Ok so I am supposed to be putting the washing away as I type this. But you know how it is, you go into the spare bedroom to sort the laundry and you think “Hmm, maybe I’ll put a flm on just to have some back ground noise.”I take a quick scan over the movies i have stored in here and see ‘Batman Begins’ on HDDVD  (always been a sucker for extinct tech, but that’s a story for another day.) An hour later and nothing has been done apart from Bruce Wayne getting his ass kicked. Now would be a good time to get on with the chores but another thought pops into my head ” You haven’t written anything in a while……….. maybe now’s the time to try out that cheapo bluetooth chinese keyboard you bought for something like $5 on ali express.

I’m full of great ideas today its just a pity none of them invove me actuallly doing something constructive. If the laundry gets any more piled up in here, i’ll end up like Scrooge McDduck from Duck Tales and i’ll be alble to swim about in my underwear and pairs of old jeans.

My brain is in one of those moods where it will constantly try to distract me from the one thng I should be doing. The worst thing you can do in this mighty battle of man vs brain is to give in to it and conceed that “Ill do it tomorrow, it will be fine’. Sadly as it nears the witching hour that’s exactly what I have done.

As the ever knowing almighty Forrest Gump once so eloquently put it ” I’m not a smart man”

You win this one brain, you win this one, I’ll get you back though, we all know what beer does to brain cells…………..muhahahahahahaha

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Rich Gardiner is an aspiring writer based in Northern Ireland. This blog showcases his random thoughts on ...................anything and everything!

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